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So I was pretty sure we were done with Real Life Audio after the success of the Best Of episodes. You know, quit while we're ahead and all that. Unfortunately, Jeff and Brandon seem to want to keep doing the podcast... So, without further ado, podcast 31. Whatever.
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Best of the Real Life Audio Podcast, part 3.
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Best of the Real Life Audio Podcast, part 2.
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Best of the Real Life Audio Podcast, part 1.
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We learn the fate of Iron Man making the sex. Spoiler alert: He gets to make the sex. Also, that's pretty much the only interesting thing in this entire episode. The rest is just fluff. No, really, I'm being serious. Why are you still reading this? Okay fine. You want to know what else we talk about? Here. But don't say I didn't warn you: Jeff divulges an interesting bit of local urban legend involving Turkey Mountain, Jeff scares Tyler, Hipster logic problems, open letter that will blow your mind or make you think Jeff is the biggest a-hole in the world (probably the latter - but who are we kidding, you already thought Jeff was the biggest a-hole in the world).
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Cornell hearts Sonic burgers, dumb jokes are told, lyrics that are naughty, gears get grinded, open letter, and it pretty much just drags on from there, just listen to it douchebags. (Editor's note: This summary was written by Jeff who doesn't write so good. That being said, it's pretty accurate.)
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Brandon's visit to San Antonio with stories from the Air Force from code name Andrew, Buttermilk Biscuits, Cornell hires a cleaning lady, Google's April Fools, Dad Boner, Open letter to Big Mamma Corn Bread, and gears get grinded. Other stuff probably happened too, but I'm so tired that I don't even think I can finish this descr
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Good news, Real Life Audio Podcast users, viewers, readers, and listeners, Brandon, Cornell, and Jeff have officially decided to start releasing a podcast every other Monday. So now you have something to look forward to. Life just got better for you, didn't it.
Episode 26 is a super special episode, mostly because Cornell tells a pee story. And I mean, who doesn't want to hear a pee story? Both Jeff and Cornell have lyrics, both are pretty equally awesome. But hey, as a user-viewer-reader-listener-challenge, write in with your vote for whose lyrics were best, and your name will be entered for a chance to win a signed photograph of Jeff on the can. Hmm. We also discuss a ridiculous Ender's Game-related news story, Brandon reads something in a sexy voice (lucky us), and of course, Gears Get Grinded.
Also, be sure to stick it out to hear an extra special open letter from Cornell. Oh, and Jeff has on open letter too involving his hatred for customers (what's new?)
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First of all, this is by far our best podcast to date. Or else it's by far our worst podcast to date - you be the judge. Brandon makes an allegedly inadvertent racist joke at work. Well he says it was inadvertent but I'm not so sure. Parents give just the worst names to their kids, and we point that out. The rest of the podcast subjects, in no particular order: our fantastic trip to Dallas to watch Supercross, miracle berries, open letters from both Brandon and Jeff, chickens (and choking chickens), and of course, Grind My Gears.
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It's been a month since we recorded this, and I'm too lazy to listen to it to figure out what we talked about. I do know that Brandon pretends to be Big Rich, and then it pretty much goes downhill from there. So, it's pretty much on par with all of our other podasts. Enjoy.
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Brandon calls our listeners "users". Just another thing to add to our list. We're on Team Tebow. Brandon beats the system (i.e., Best Buy). We discuss racing video games. Jeff pushes Cornell's patience to the absolute limit by reading a text solely about the eff word. Awesome grammar jokes are awesome. Cornell tries to wow the guys with some "interesting" geography facts. Gears get grinded. (Do I really have to keep mentioning "Grind my gears"? I mean, we always do that now. I think I'm not going to mention them any more and you can just assume that we're grinding some gears at some point.) Brandon does some spot-on impressions. Bmac reads something normal in a sexy voice. And I'm using the term "sexy" pretty loosely here. And finally, Jeff has yet another open letter to someone or about something or whatever... Sorry, I don't really care anymore.
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Special guest Taylor (and yes, by special I mean "special"), ant and the grasshopper, Samuel L Jackson returns and other stuff. This description should actually be longer, but since Jeff sucks at his job, I'm forced to write this fluff (yes, this fluff that you're reading RIGHT now) in order to make this description look longer and better than it actually is. Okay, that's it. I think I'm done now. No... wait... for... it... Okay. Done. Enjoy the show.
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Jeff gives Halloween cards, Brandon dresses up for a Halloween party, Brandon tells a Christmas story, gears get grinded (obviously), Jeff tells a stupid 8th-grade baseball story, Bmac raps the classics, and we get a dumb ass lawsuit.
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We have a special guest this week - Big Rich; he tries to be funny (unsuccessfully). We talk about the Tulsa State Fair (mainly just what food we want to eat: fried butter, pineapple whip, mini donuts, coffee, cheese-on-a-stick, fried kool-aid?, turkey leg, etc). Jeff takes his shirt off. We don't know why. Jeff's grind-my-gears are especially awesome this week. Brandon talks about his Christmas list; also, Santa Claus (and Mr. Rogers) might not be real. We also get a lesson in what (not) to say over CB-radio, Jeff tells a work story, Rich tells a terrorist joke that makes no sense and then explains his day job. And finally, Brandon raps the classics, and Rich then attempts to rap the classics (you decide if he's actually successful on that count).
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Jeff irritates Cornell, Brandon irritates Cornell, and Cornell calls Jeff on his lame story
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We talk about movies. ...And then we talk about movies some more.
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Brandon raps the classics, Cornell gets super nerdy, Jeff has an open letter to a red-headed douchebag.
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Retarded special guest, Code Name Andrew, gears get grinded, lyrics we don't understand, and we try to top the Omincast for nerd talk.
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We talk about seeing Supercross at Dallas Cowboy's Stadium, Cornell has some lyrics and he gets political, and Jeff has many (many, many) gears to grind.
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#14 is a special podcast: we have a special guest and we're at a new venue! Also, awesome sweatshirt, battle of the lyrics, Jeff is weird, and gears are grinded by all.
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King Stephen, Queen Michal, and Yo Momma Jokes
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The Real Life Audio Podcast Christmas Episode. Which basically means it's the same crap as always. Also, Jeff apologizes for being Jeff.
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Fu Manchu dance, slashed tires, ding-a-lings, facebook status updates, handicap lawsuits, Harry Potter 7 and hippy concerts.
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Superpowers, Fast Food Burgers, and More Nerdy Grammar Stuff. Also, Jeff tells a story about his hippy friend. Stick around for that.
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This episode is a good one, so you should stick around. By the way, we're laughing so hard at the end because Jeff has done so well at not cussing through almost 9 episodes... But then, well, not so much anymore.
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In podcast numero eighto we have a special treat for all of you loyal readers, listeners, and viewers - we discuss the Other bathroom numbers. Also we discuss song lyrics, bad car commercials and "supposably".
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Note: We had a few technical difficulties with Podcast number 7, so you'll notice some feedback a couple times during the podcast. We appologize profusely.
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In podcast numero six, Brandon, Jeff and Cornell discuss user-suggested theme songs, Jeff tells us what grinds his gears, and the rest of the show is pretty much about how people are stupid. Enjoy! (Note: this podcast was recorded completely in black and white.)
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This episode we talk about a wide array of topics, including but not limited to giraffes, iPhones, technology, antitrust law, website development and a lot more nerdy stuff (I'm sure). Oh, and we also learn what Brandon does for a living.
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Brandon tells about a customer brining in a bloody tennis racket into work. We talk about Corporate Life. Cornell tells us about his trip to California and his grandma's funeral.
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Is a little bit of evil okay if it's for the greater good? We also discuss technology - is it making us smarter or dumber - and our abhorrence of "texting lingo".
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Brandon and Cornell discuss their weekend which (somehow) leads to a discussion about skydiving. Also discussed, NES and classic computer games.
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This episode we make our introductions, describe the purpose of the podcast, and Jeff tells a story about his hippy friend.